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Mario Enemy Meme
--Goomba--
[] You appear to be grumpy most of time, even if you really aren't.
[] You look a bit too generic.
[] You could go a whole day without using your arms or almost not using them if you really had to.
[] You could go a whole day walking sideways if you had to.
[] You feel under appreciated
[] You are an underling of someone else.
[x] You wish you could fly.
[] You have an identity complex
[x] You are physically weak
[] You are a betrayer.
Total: 2

--Koopa--
[] You are a "jack of all trades".
[] You have a bro./sis., both have about the same interest, and you are always together [a bro./sis. can also be a friend, not just a sibling].
[x] You wish you could fly.
[x] You wish you could ride a cloud.
[] If you could fly, you probably wouldn't do it very well, and instead jump around trying to lift off.
[] Your boss/superior is pretty much a tyrant or a dictator.
[] You respect your superiors a lot.
[] You are physically very resistant.
[x] You wish you could learn magic.
[] If you died, you feel you could rise from the grave!
Total: 3

--Yoshi--
[] You are most of time cheerful and/or happy.
[] You have a favorite color and are obsessed with it.
[] You love fruits
[] You are very omnivorous.
[x] You like to eat a lot.
[] You are usually very healthy and active.
[] You are usually friendly.
[] You like to help others.
[x] Since you were young, you were very intelligent.
[] You are pretty carefree.
Total: 2

--Boo--
[] You like to play pranks.
[] You are so shy that you have to hide your face if someone tries to make eye contact.
[] You like to stalk people.
[x] You like dark places.
[x] You are vengeful.
[x] You love haunted houses.
[] You have a large family and live with many members of them in the same house.
[] You'd like to live forever.
[x] You love to scare people.
[x] You wish you could float.
Total: 5

--Shy Guy--
[x] Nobody knows your true self.
[] You are childish.
[] You love toys.
[x] Masks rock.
[] You are a prankster.
[] You are quite multitalented.
[] You hang out with many others who are "just like you."
[x] You like to gather or collect stuff.
[] You are naive and/or innocent.
[x] You are very crafty.
Total: 4

--Bandit--
[x] You don't mind stealing from others.
[x] You are rude.
[x] You have a bad reputation.
[x] You are violent.
[] You are very fast.
[] You know how to "pick-pockets".
[] You'd rather flee than confront your problems.
[x] You are a bully.
[x] You usually have a pretty shady behavior.
[] No one ever finds you when playing "Hide and Seek".
Total: 6

--Toad--
[] You are usually friendly.
[] You are a pacifist.
[] You are a coward and a scaredy cat.
[] You could be a royal servant.
[] You love your boss/superior.
[x] You have a hero.
[] You've met your hero in person.
[] You love vegetables.
[] You can't fight for yourself at all.
[] You'd sacrifice yourself for your boss/superior.
Total: 1

--Bob-omb--
[x] You are a hothead.
[x] You are pretty temperamental.
[x] No one wants to see you angry or they'll be sorry.
[] You could be a war tactician.
[x] You love weapons and explosives.
[x] You wouldn't mind crafting weapons.
[] You'd like to be a machine.
[] People use you as if you were some sort of dangerous toy.
[] You would be a kamikaze if you really had to.
[] If you could survive, you would not mind blowing up yourself.
Total: 5

--Piranha Plant--
[] You are very omnivorous.
[] You eat really fast.
[] You are known for your voracious appetite.
[] You fear fire, perhaps more than other people.
[] You aren't too smart.
[] You bite, literally.
[x] You wish you could spit fire
[] You like damp places.
[] You could go live in the sewers if you really had to.
[] When you are sleeping, nobody dares to wake you up, or else...
Total: 1

--Shaman (Merlon's Family)--
[] You are way too talkative.
[x] You wish you could learn magic.
[] You have a "sixth sense".
[] You have a big reputation.
[] You know how to tell someone's fortune.
[] Your trade comes from an old family tradition.
[] You come from a very old family and they did something very important in the past.
[x] You believe in "mystical stuff" [such as spirits, magic, destiny, fortune telling, alternative universes/dimensions, etc.].
[x] You know a lot about "mystical stuff".
[] You are quite "a charmer."
Total: 3

--Shadow Siren--
[] You are very feminine looking.
[x] You wish you could learn magic.
[x] You wish you could learn "dark magic."
[] Witch hats are cool.
[x] You wish you could vanish or melt with the shadows.
[x] You wouldn't mind serving an evil and powerful dark being.
[x] You are mostly evil.
[] Your hair or headgear usually covers your eyes or face.
[]You and your siblings form a team, even if you don't get along with them. (Assuming the bro/sis thing from the Koopa one carries over –
[] You wouldn't mind sacrificing someone to your boss/superior
total: 5

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